I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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