You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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