It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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