I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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