Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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