ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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