So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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