Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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