Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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