I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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