I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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