shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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