D3 body, D1 cock
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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