4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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