Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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