I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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