Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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