And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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