yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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