You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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