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i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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