Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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