walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it's like iHOP with fire
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
