i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Couch. On fire.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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