Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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