We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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