I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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