Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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