singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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