Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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