Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
