yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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