I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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