Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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