What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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