better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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