Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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