all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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