A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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