I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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