I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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