ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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