who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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