fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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