Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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