he wants to bone in the snuggie
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
MIDGETS
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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