I think I am morally bankrupt
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
