I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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