i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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