And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
