He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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