Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
please don't ironically join a cult
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