They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All I want is dick and wine.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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