I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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