you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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