Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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