everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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