i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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