butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
