Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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