idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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