So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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